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We've curated a list of 17 hilarious Thanksgiving quotes that are perfect for sharing around the table. So, get ready to chuckle, giggle, and embrace the spirit of gratitude with these witty and comical quotes. Gobble 'til You Wobble: 17 Hilarious Thanksgiving Quotes "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.
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— Oscar Wilde "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year." — P.J. O'Rourke "I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into.
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"May your stuffing be tasty. May your turkey be plump. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay.
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In this post, we've rounded up 71 hilarious Thanksgiving wishes and quotes that are guaranteed to bring a smile to everyone's face faster than you can say, "Pass the mashed potatoes, please!" We've sifted through more corny jokes than you can shake a wishbone at, to bring you the cream of the crop.
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Top 10 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 1. "Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year." — P.J. O'Rourke 2. "For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag." — Andy Borowitz 3. "Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.
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88 Best Thanksgiving Quotes to Express Your Gratitude This Season Thoughtful and funny sentiments that everyone will enjoy raising a glass to before digging into dinner. By Lizz Schumer and.
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Thanksgiving quotes and sayings are perfect for a little inspiration for the Thanksgiving dinner toast, a laugh at the table, or for posting a meaningful family photo after dinner. From the words of modern-day icons to great authors of long ago and public figures, look no further for help getting into the holiday spirit. These Thanksgiving.
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Ambrose Bierce. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving! It's the day you forget about all the fighting and division in the world and just focus on all the fighting and division in your family. Jimmy Fallon. For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag. Andy Borowitz.
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- Charlie Brown "Be present in all things and thankful for all things." - Maya Angelou "Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough." -Oprah Winfrey "Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life." -Melody Beattie
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- Sam Lefkowitz "The Thanksgiving tradition is, we overeat. 'Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?' 'But we do that every day!' 'Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?" —Jim Gaffigan "Thanksgiving—when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn't have to cook."
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That shotgun going, BLAM! Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Why track them when I know where they are?" - Kenny Rogerson "This Thanksgiving I hope you're able to avoid the tragedy of the different foods on your plate touching one another" - Anonymous For more wishes and greetings see our Happy Thanksgiving Wishes for Everyone
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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes for a Smile. These funny thanksgiving quotes are perfect for a smile! Scatter them around your Thanksgiving table to bring laughs all throughout dinner. 1. Get your fat pants ready! 2. Gobble till ya wobble! 3. Cout your blessings not your calories.
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"I'm all about that baste." "Activate: Feast Mode." "Don't marsh my mellow." "You've really got your turk cut out for you." "You're the belle of the (Butter)ball." "Why did the chef refuse to crack an egg? He didn't want to whisk it." "Baking is my cardio." "They see me rollin', they hatin'." Jose Luis Pelaez Inc Turkey Puns Turkin' 9 to 5
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Funny Thanksgiving Quotes. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself. - Mitch Hedberg. A new survey found that 80 percent of men claim they help cook Thanksgiving dinner.
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"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.¨ — Jerry Seinfeld "The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families." — Jay McInerney, "The Last of the Savages" "I cook.
